Friday, March 4, 2011

Le Monocle de Mon Oncle


A monocle can do so many things for you. Provide focus. Magnify objects. Isolate an eye. Make the other eye feel left out. Flex your brow muscles. Make the monocled eye feel inferior. Create an image of distinction. Frighten away the creditors. Convey thoughtfulness. Serve as a model space craft. Glimmer. Start a fire. Mirror the face. Excuse a squint. Aid the brow's furrowing. Skew the face.

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